EDIT: Because there are zero qualms about copyrights and whatnot, I figured I might as well make a Print out of this.
And maybe a mug too. Celebrate the bizarre physics of dreams in the morning with a Baconlabs mug!

EDIT 2: No, of course I'm not making these on deviantART.
Awesomeness like this can only be captured through the magic of CafePress!

==========

Guess what? This came from a weird dream of mine, just last night. I'd be glad to explain it to you.

So, there's a bunch of folks gathered around for racing planes. There's two people per plane, sort of Double Dash style, but the pilots pick the partner, and I wasn't a pilot.
So who chose me as their partner? Some chump who was racing an old biplane. (This was irritating because other racers had, like, jets.) Also he looked like a rat-man for some reason.
So we're in 8th place really fast, and I ask him if he can make the old hunk of junk go any faster. The solution? TNT sticks and duct tape.

Oddly enough, it worked. We went into Mach 5 or something, and whooshed past the jets as if we had rocket boosters. And they petered out right as we got to the finish line, and we crashed just as we were about to win.

Since I was afraid he'd look too much like Megavolt from Darkwing Duck, I replaced the Rat Man and myself with a nutty old codger. Same jist without fear of copyright infringement!

==========
In case you couldn't tell, I did in fact use a totally different style here. Read: Not blatantly pixelated. Does it look better or worse? I don't really care. I want to achieve the simplicity of my Pixel Art without the burriness of this kind of art.

The solution might be Vector art, or maybe Flash art.